A Jar of Fucks

We all have those days when we’re expected to give a fuck…and quite frankly, we just don’t have one to spare.

Luckily, this jar contains a carefully curated supply of fucks for exactly those occasions.

Take one when required. Give it freely, reluctantly, sarcastically or with absolutely no enthusiasm whatsoever.

But use them wisely — your supply is limited!

Don’t go throwing your fucks away on people who don’t deserve them. Save them for the important stuff, ration them during particularly irritating weeks, and always keep one last fuck to give in case of emergencies.

And when the jar is finally empty?

Congratulations.

You are officially all out of fucks to give!